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*** T-BOY'S FISHIN' REPORT *** Updated whenever T-Boy calls it in *** The milk jug is HIS milk jug *** Nobody fishes the Veillée Hole and we mean it *** Fish caught after midnight do not count and should not be discussed ***

TODAY'S WEATHER

Butte La Rose station

BEST FISHIN' TIMES

Dawn: good
Dusk: better
Midnight: legal,
  ill-advised
3:07 AM: do not

solunar table, roughly

THE HOTLINE

Got a report? Call the payphone by Thib's camp and let it ring twice. T-Boy will know. If someone answers on the first ring, hang up. That is not T-Boy.

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THIS WEEK'S BITE

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T-BOY'S RULE OF THE WEEK

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WHERE NOT TO FISH: The Chronicle reminds readers that nobody fishes the Veillée Hole. Not because the fishing is bad — because it is perfect. Every cast, any bait, all day long. Fish that eager are recruiting. — the editor (T-Boy concurs)

~ Report is gospel until T-Boy calls again. Tight lines, cher. ~

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